Why, hello there. I am Emily. I am an invisible ninja-otter that eats sugar and jumps on the couch. I like bands, superheroes, movies, books, tigers, and pizza. I don't post much, but I will post a few brain cookies from the cranial bakery should they appear.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
That’s it. That’s my bad motherfucker.
Reservoir Dogs, 1992
if you don’t mind
(Source: assassinoss)
nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues
FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…
It tastes like an accident
(Source: emregis)
